I never was good at Science.
Physics was merely a bunch of strange hypothetical questions about trains going odd speeds to get to a location nobody cared about.
I didn’t care then and I certainly don’t care now.
But there was a time, that I did care about science.
It was relatively short lived however I’ll take it none the less.
When I was a child, my sweet tooth led the way and was the basis of a lot of my decision making.
As kids, we ate for the most part a very healthy diet with lots of fruit and vegetables- including yes, the disgusting brussel sprout, or as my Brownies used to call them “Mini cabbages of death.”
We did baking every week with mum, and always, always got to lick the spoon, however, I decided I needed access to more sweet things in my life, and thus, I declared my need to make “Science Experiments.”
Now you may be wondering where I might get a train from, alas, the science experiments I had in mind did not involve a train, or an unknown destination.
My science experiments only needed an empty egg carton and a series of baking ingredients from the pantry.
One cardboard egg holder would hold brown sugar, the next white sugar, coconut, chocolate chips… you get the picture.
Everything sweet in one egg carton, in which I would then “mix” ingredients together to get the best combination.
These “Science Experiments” were a big part of my childhood and would keep me entertained for hours on end- much to my parents amusement.
So whilst Physics and I were quite literally never on the same page, my own “Science Experiments” always were.
Once a sweet tooth, always a sweet tooth, and no-one, I mean no one, can take that egg carton away from me.
23.10.2025

